I'mDisengaging


Helping people disengage and check out of life since 2012. Besides, talking about my hot flashes is boring.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tea-tears-and-bbc:

#are you having fun over there #being gingers #your little ginger club #well good for you #just be ginger I don’t care #I didn’t want to be ginger anyway #hhahahahaaha #no really why am I not a ginger yet #it’s been eleven regenerations already #come on

could you imagine if he met the weasleys

Source: hazellncaster

tylerchokely:

im gonna cry

tylerchokely:

im gonna cry

Source: uracontra

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

little-miss-fangirl-221b:

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

REBLOG FOREVER

Source: b-random

snoberry:

I lost my shit for like an hour

Source: snoberry

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

Source: unamusedsloth

justnevilledup:

robert-downey-jesus:

failbag:

what if all vowels were a’s

halla yas ma nama as manaca A’m watchang saparnataral what abaat yaa

it’s like a whole new language I think I’m on to something here

#thats not a new language thats a boston accent

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Source: failbag

tyleroakley:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:


SWEET JESUS

tyleroakley:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

SWEET JESUS

Source: jagged-fragments

the-hedgehog-whisperer:

You want to see something punny ??

Source: the-hedgehog-whisperer

tyleroakley:

oh

Mr. Van Patten?!?

Mr. Van Patten?!?